Monday, April 21, 2008

Keep Chope Alive!

A lot has been made of Barack Obama's frequent use of the words "change" and "hope" during his stump speeches. It's gotten to a point where it's become a running gag with some. Heck, some friends of mine even created a drinking game to play while watching the Democratic debates based around Obama saying those two words. And from what I've heard, they're finally sober enough to go to work again because of all the drinking they did at the last debate.

In the interest of bipartisanship, I've decided to help Senator Obama jazz up his stump speech, appear to be a transformative figure, and cut time off his speech, all at the same time. How? Simple.

Take the word "change", combine it with the word "hope", and you have...chope! One syllable, comes off the tongue easily, and it combines the changiness of "change" with the hopefulness of "hope." That, ladies and gentlemen, is what Barack Obama is all about.

So, ladies and gentlemen, remember Barack Obama is all about chope! Keep Chope Alive!

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